A daily dose of my belligerence, for those both near and far. Grains of salt reccomended but not included.
Sometimes I feel like a cantankerous old man stuck in a pretty body, dressed fashionably. I share a greater affinity with the personalities of Larry David & Andy Rooney much more than any young woman should; and I am a feminist to boot. My mother always told me I have a big mouth. It never fails to get me in trouble.If your band is yawn-worthy, I will take personal offence and make fun of you publicly and/or behind your back. My favourite part of a song = bass line. Depending on who you talk to, I'm either a huge sweetheart or a huge bitch. But always huge, too much is never enough. Hedonist.Frequent bouts of post- teenage rebellion.I have a crush on every boy. I couldn't stop dating lead singers so I had to become one. I do my best thinking when I'm half asleep.When fully awake, I fluctuate between the constant need for distraction through extraneous information and complete self-absorption.Going through Existential crisis due to psychic. Because of this, I have a hard time taking anything seriously.Time is a non-linear construct, and if you don't understand that, you're an idiot.If you take yourself too seriously, you're an idiot. If you take me too seriously, you're an idiot.
posted by HOTSHOTfemmeBOT @ 12:56 PM
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Like, yeah man....like, you know...like what-ever? That would be better with an authentic ditz, trendy girl type accent-and a "W" made with my hands for emphasis. 'Flections tonight?-proper, I was tired of seeing you guys there every Monday but not playing, it was seriously affecting my outlook on life. Now I'm happy.
Joan Blondell was the second-hottest woman of the early '30s (sorry, Jean Harlow still rules the roost)!
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