Yarrrrrrrr
I need a vacation. Like big time.
posted by HOTSHOTfemmeBOT @ 4:33 PM
Happy and Bleeding
A daily dose of my belligerence, for those both near and far. Grains of salt reccomended but not included.
About Me
- Name: HOTSHOTfemmeBOT
- Location: Belize
Sometimes I feel like a cantankerous old man stuck in a pretty body, dressed fashionably. I share a greater affinity with the personalities of Larry David & Andy Rooney much more than any young woman should; and I am a feminist to boot. My mother always told me I have a big mouth. It never fails to get me in trouble.If your band is yawn-worthy, I will take personal offence and make fun of you publicly and/or behind your back. My favourite part of a song = bass line. Depending on who you talk to, I'm either a huge sweetheart or a huge bitch. But always huge, too much is never enough. Hedonist.Frequent bouts of post- teenage rebellion.I have a crush on every boy. I couldn't stop dating lead singers so I had to become one. I do my best thinking when I'm half asleep.When fully awake, I fluctuate between the constant need for distraction through extraneous information and complete self-absorption.Going through Existential crisis due to psychic. Because of this, I have a hard time taking anything seriously.Time is a non-linear construct, and if you don't understand that, you're an idiot.If you take yourself too seriously, you're an idiot. If you take me too seriously, you're an idiot.
Previous Posts
- My Bank Meeting
- Saturday Night
- Fack. I can't wait to get home and make some mashe...
- It's not intentional, just coincidence.
- *BEEP*
- "Vaahge"ey
- Today= Installment #1 of Jenny's Kitty Diaries
- 2007!
- I'd like to see you try to not enjoy this.
- Please drink the Egg Nog. Thank you.
2 Comments:
The spelling "Hotshot Robot" is actually pretty entertaining. That is a guy I would like to party with.
I want to party with the guy who put a jpeg robot in the ad for the frigate. It's like the robot from Futurama. But just ever so slightly generic enough in a "we don't want to get sued" way.
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