Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Brothel

Kara's. It's the salon brothel of Halifax. I've been getting my eyebrows done there ever since I came back to the city for school. Lots of blondes in bartops and pointy shoes. Lots of fake tan. Lots of terrible music. But it's convenient and cheap.

I walked in today and there were about 5 guys waiting to get their haircut. It's so terrible and awkward to watch:

guy: nervously sitting waiting, wondering which well-groomed hussy will do his hair

A perky hussy approches him: HI I'm Tammy! Nice to meet you! Let's shampoo you!

guy: uhhh huhaha hi.... uh I'm steve and I'm a huge pervert and I came to look at your boobs.

ugh. Ok, so I made up that last (pervert) part. Fuckin' guy.

I hate it; but I keep going back.

Bearly's tonight. It's gonna be serious.

3 Comments:

Blogger creep said...

kara's is gross. they're totally overrated and my tiny tattoo on my wrist cost $80.

i have to admit i like looking at the breasts. they're there! why not

-amy

1:28 PM  
Blogger HOTSHOTfemmeBOT said...

Good point. They certainly are there.

2:08 PM  
Blogger swac said...

Breasts, schmests.

2:35 PM  

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