I am your AM RADIO pop hit

sigh

I now have a temp job at a law firm. Look CMAN, I'll be your bitch soon.

Dear CMAN,
Remember the time I was going to Law School too? Then, one day, I listened to Paperhouse by CAN and totally renaged...for now.

Good times.

What a bizarro week. I had that werid flu thing all week and it made me neurotic and depressed. For awhile I thought it was asbetoes poison from the demolition next door(note: neurosis). I went to Bearly's on Wednesday anyway. When I couldn't keep up with the words for 'Walk like An Egyptian', it wasen't because I was drunk- I was sober and feverized. I have self-appointed myself as Julia's Halifax Big sis, because I always wanted a sister and I love her.

ED: Finding out that you were the mystery thrower of the flaming mop filled me with inexplicable delight.

I was thinking about how insane my week was and that I should start another blog with psuedonyms for people and the diabolical entertaining party mess that is my life. But then I realized that half the entertainment is they very fact that these people are who they are and to take them out of context would ruin it. I could write some crazy fuckin memoirs. Or an indiscriminate series of short stories. I know a lot about other people's business. I like it. For now, I'll just keep it to myself.

What am I going to do...Andrew says I have cabin feaver of life ...