Sexist Schnitzal/Fuck Archie!

Dear friends,

Don't freak out when I'm missing in Halifax this week. My grandmother is sick so I'm home on an extended vacay. Last night I went out for sexist Schnitzal (sp?) with my dad and brother. Very tasty, but I couldn't help but notice that the German waitress asked for orders/served my dad and brother before me. What a moment. And then my dad played Bob Seger in the car.

Today, I made some killer mini-skirt Frenchy's finds (i.e. black w/ oversize whitepolka dot 80s mini), went for a long walk (I like being all country-emo) and read an entire Archie double digest.

Betty and Vernonica! What gives?!?!!? You spend all your time conspiring against each other on how to get Archie all to yourself. Check it: he's quite vapid-never quite says anything of any importance- and has these cysts on his face (poorly drawn freckles, perhaps). The only time you banded together was to prevent Archie from falling for his new red-head next door neighbor. Archie is clearly taking advantage of the fact that you both love him. Make him choose! STOP IT! Nonetheless, I love you. I hate you both, but I love you. And now I'm going to re-read every double digest I own.

Archie hirlariously sucks at songwriting:

I'm washin' windows, baby
On the penthouse of Love!
And our view is gettin' clearer
of the heaven's above

Your kisses send me higher
Your rejection makes me fall-
And the last thing that you'll
Hear from me is one great SPLAT!
That's all--That's all-- that's all...
-A Touch of Glass by The Archies

On another note, you know, hairdressers' probably fuck up a lot more than they let on. It's so not rocket science. If you see James, tell him you like his new hair cut. It only took me 3 hours.

Over and Out,
P.O.P.