I'm sick, don't expect this to be good

I said to Dale at the Feast of Beardo:

This is like a science experiment- maybe party will cure me of my ailments.


No. Not so much. I've done nothing but sleep for the past 3 days, and it felt good.


Delerious, I watched a British soap:

We'll aye say! I'll never figure out why men can't ever stay the same as when aye first met'em

I laughed for 5 minutes, had a profound moment of realization and then passed out in a nyquil induced sleep for another 12 hours.

New songs, new songs are commin round the mountain.