Today I got 2 party dresses for the price of one...

...and it felt better than sex. So take that!!!!!!! I don't need any of you!!!! Muahahahahhahahahh teeeeee wheeeeeeeeee! Annnny of youuuuuuu!
*she said while manically rolling about in luminescent purple taffeta*

Ahem.

I awoke early for some frenchies/vintage store shopping, with so many great finds that afterwards I sped out to the cottage like I was on drugs, while I listened to white noise, no less (thanks new wave).

The rest of the day: lots of sun and fun at the cottage. Does anyone else find mowing the lawn Meditative? I do.


I froliked, barefoot and bikinied, allll the day long.

My brother made fun of my armpits: "What is this? Do you have a muskrat in a headlock or something??"

He then hit a squirrel on the head with a wrench and farted in my face-
Good to see that some things never change.

And now I'll go to bed with some Thackeray. All is well.