Yeah, they really don't get out much...They're too busy skullfucking each other and making art stencils

Birthday week Extravaganza/ a portion of my life lately

BIRTHDAY DAY
I was greeted by a wild bunny as I stumbled out of the Winnebago at my cottage upon awakening to my 23rd year. It was reassuring since I hate humans. I walked into my cottage and at the table I was greeted by an orange surrounded by strawberries with candles while my family serenaded me in happy birthday. The rest of the day was spent running barefoot soaking up sun.

BIRTHDAY NIGHT
The teamparty robot got silly at rockin 4 dollaz$ on flections free draft. I threw one of these said drafts at tobias. I’m sure he won’t hold a grudge, since I didn’t for the time he attacked me with his little monkey hands after he heard that I didn’t like his band.

BIRTHDAY/ WAX/A/V SHOW
Insanity. So much fun. Alfred and Beardo charged the stage with balloons. A/V dance party. Lots of people I love; new friends, too even friends from a long time ago.

GIRL WITH THE MOST CAKE
Literally. I received cakes. Lots of cakes. Little cakes and big cakes. Favorites gifts included Beardo happy wine, my mom gave me a hot Blondie t-shirt, Heather and Jared gave me a beautiful sequined black party dress, Johnny (bff) gave me Black Flag-wasted again. Brendan sent me a card about alcoholism. Brad gave me some Cyndi Lauper stickers. Godwin found me a bike in the mud. Amy made me happiest by giving me a boy:


HANNA
Is the name of my new bike. She is a free spirit. I’m going to put some stickers on her.

MONTREAL
Bought a plane ticket. Need to get out of here for awhile because I’m beginning to hate it. You know, away from the nonfashion cockblock and boy stagnancy. It’s totally weak.


Oi oi oi.