I just bought a corduroy pant-suit that is soon to become a shant-suit and it is totally badass.
posted by HOTSHOTfemmeBOT @ 3:28 PM
Happy and Bleeding
A daily dose of my belligerence, for those both near and far. Grains of salt reccomended but not included.
About Me
- Name: HOTSHOTfemmeBOT
- Location: Belize
Sometimes I feel like a cantankerous old man stuck in a pretty body, dressed fashionably. I share a greater affinity with the personalities of Larry David & Andy Rooney much more than any young woman should; and I am a feminist to boot. My mother always told me I have a big mouth. It never fails to get me in trouble.If your band is yawn-worthy, I will take personal offence and make fun of you publicly and/or behind your back. My favourite part of a song = bass line. Depending on who you talk to, I'm either a huge sweetheart or a huge bitch. But always huge, too much is never enough. Hedonist.Frequent bouts of post- teenage rebellion.I have a crush on every boy. I couldn't stop dating lead singers so I had to become one. I do my best thinking when I'm half asleep.When fully awake, I fluctuate between the constant need for distraction through extraneous information and complete self-absorption.Going through Existential crisis due to psychic. Because of this, I have a hard time taking anything seriously.Time is a non-linear construct, and if you don't understand that, you're an idiot.If you take yourself too seriously, you're an idiot. If you take me too seriously, you're an idiot.
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