I love...
...being woken up by a hungover Savannah telephone call. Raunchy laughter is the best way to start your day.
posted by HOTSHOTfemmeBOT @ 2:52 PM
Happy and Bleeding
A daily dose of my belligerence, for those both near and far. Grains of salt reccomended but not included.
About Me
- Name: HOTSHOTfemmeBOT
- Location: Belize
Sometimes I feel like a cantankerous old man stuck in a pretty body, dressed fashionably. I share a greater affinity with the personalities of Larry David & Andy Rooney much more than any young woman should; and I am a feminist to boot. My mother always told me I have a big mouth. It never fails to get me in trouble.If your band is yawn-worthy, I will take personal offence and make fun of you publicly and/or behind your back. My favourite part of a song = bass line. Depending on who you talk to, I'm either a huge sweetheart or a huge bitch. But always huge, too much is never enough. Hedonist.Frequent bouts of post- teenage rebellion.I have a crush on every boy. I couldn't stop dating lead singers so I had to become one. I do my best thinking when I'm half asleep.When fully awake, I fluctuate between the constant need for distraction through extraneous information and complete self-absorption.Going through Existential crisis due to psychic. Because of this, I have a hard time taking anything seriously.Time is a non-linear construct, and if you don't understand that, you're an idiot.If you take yourself too seriously, you're an idiot. If you take me too seriously, you're an idiot.
Previous Posts
- Saddest bunch of 20-somethings that I've ever seen!
- G turns to D/ CALL YR MOM
- I'm sick, don't expect this to be good
- Juno Weekend/ The Tre(eeeeewwws)/ The (un) Trews
- Raps in the Key of Buck
- FIRST DAY O SPRING/Hiss your fit
- HOTSHOTROBOT fanclub
- The 11th
- Party!
- DMC rules the world
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